From this to this!
In a world full of unscrupulous marketing campaigns and products full of chemicals and crap, I bring you a cosmetic health product that you can trust. I call it “Healthy Glow”. Best of all, it is being given away…
Absolutely Free!
Product Ingredients:
1. Healthy exposure to Vitamin D and Sunlight
2. Regular exercise
3. Fun and Play
4. Delicious, unprocessed foods
5. Good sleep and relaxation
* This product is free of toxins from grain, refined sugars and processed chemicals.
Side Effects may include:
1. An abundance of energy
2. Less frequent doctors visits
3. A healthier lipid profile
4. A lonely bathroom scale
5. Looking sexy in those jeans
WARNING: May cause those around to to exclaim “You are looking great!”
So throw out the “cover-ups” and the wrinkle removers. Ditch the diet drinks and the “healthy” frankenbars and shakes. Forgo that expensive liposuction or laser treatment…
Pick up your “Healthy Glow” today!
Small Print: No purchase necessary. This is not a limited time offer. Healthy glow can be obtained at any time, by anyone… at any age.
*zombie photo courtesy dphotojournal.com
March 17th, 2009 - 9:29 am
If only it were that easy……. uh, wait… it actually IS that easy! Keep dragging people into this, I’ll do the same.
March 17th, 2009 - 10:10 am
Not to play the part of buzz-kill here, but we still have to breath this air. That said, this is just funny, poignantand, and appreciated. Going to pass this one on to my flock!
March 17th, 2009 - 11:34 am
Love it! And love the pic of the zombie. There are a few people at work that are gonna look like that in 20 years.
March 17th, 2009 - 3:41 pm
Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk???
March 17th, 2009 - 5:40 pm
You forgot to add.
Caution: May cause self esteem increases therefore not recommended for narcissistic individuals. Please consult your psychiatrist before use.
March 18th, 2009 - 3:17 am
Hmmm – just hit the news;
Obesity can trim 10 years off life
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/weightloss/2009-03-17-obesity-death_N.htm
Weighing too much may take as much as a decade off your life, according a new analysis of studies that involved 900,000 people…………….
Being extremely obese is similar to the effect of lifelong smoking, …………
March 18th, 2009 - 9:25 am
I like the pictures sog,
Marc
March 18th, 2009 - 10:19 am
OMG! I’ve been using this product for 2+ years now, and it really works!
Warning: Overdose may result in occasional sunburn in some latitudes.
March 18th, 2009 - 2:47 pm
Tim,
Yes, It really IS that easy lol.
Emergefit,
The lawyers say to add the disclaimer” Makers of healthy glow not responsible for environmental damage from toxins put in the air, the ground and the water by hundreds of years of human irresponsibility”.
Bee,
Back in the day when I frequented the gym, I saw these zombies all the time!
John,
No need to buy in bulk, once you have some healhty glow it tends to multiply and spread on its own!
DrDan,
Lol!
LM,
There is some rocket science for you. Being fat is bad for your health? Really? I mean… really?
Marc,
Thnx! I totally stole them from other places and just hashed them together.
Cordie,
I have heard that. Long term side effects are said to include virility, long life, health and activity well into your later years so be careful!
March 19th, 2009 - 12:57 am
Haha your sense of humour is on steroids Erik! Awesome!
July 8th, 2009 - 8:44 am
I found your blog on google and read this great post. I just added this site to my Google News Reader. I Look forward to reading more here in the future.